compush

when vegan alternatives are made to look like real meat

me: what did you eat
a: chicken drumsticks
me: I bet they were compushed

by foodfr March 4, 2023

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Confused Meatball

Confused Meatball: Dwayne The Rock Johnson

Person 1: Have you ever seen Jumanji?

Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 3: It’s a jungle movie with Dwayne Johnson where he gets paid to play the role of a confused meatball

by DominicBenevento March 17, 2023

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combustleberrygriddlerminglefiddlewabblecobbleslob

Its a kung fu move used to remove ones combustleberries using a advanced karate move that includes one thrusting ones finger so fast it slobs through matter its self and quantum tunnels its way into ones berries.

"Round one ... Fight" Oh no kakarot used combustleberrygriddlerminglefiddlewabblecobbleslob. My Berries have been slobbed and griddled". "Finish him" kakarot "Please have mercy my berries are GA..." Ko

by Booshiman March 26, 2023

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comfules

The immediate serotonin rush you get from feeling extremely comfortable, that makes you smile real big and roll around in aggression.

Most closely associated with 'Geegles' (cuteness aggression)

This bed is so comfortable, every time I get in it, I get the comfules and kick my feet back and forth

by psyzygy June 26, 2023

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confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 3, 2023

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Confused

Well now I AM confused...

Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

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