where a couple of fuck-ups killed a bunch of people at school and caused a national outrage in which the senators started bitching about movies and music and videogames again. fuck the senators.
by mr. happy April 12, 2004
Get the columbine mug.The act of performing a massive school shooting (i.e. replicating what happened at Columbine High), although the location might not necessarily be a school but rather any establishment containing a large amount of people (i.e. a workplace).
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how many words can i use to describe a columbus guy...hot, sexy, funny, way better than nasty ass belen boys...and our lady of lourdes girls DONT deserve them, at all...get it right girls, they're the ones that are better than you, not the other way around. ok thanksss =)
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Small city where the people think they are cool and are obsessed with Ohio State football eventhough most of them have nothing to do with the university - its pathetic.
Oh, and they all drive half the speed of the speed limit in their rusted out trucks adorned with NASCAR and Buckeyes stickers.
Small city where the people think they are cool and are obsessed with Ohio State football eventhough most of them have nothing to do with the university - its pathetic.
Oh, and they all drive half the speed of the speed limit in their rusted out trucks adorned with NASCAR and Buckeyes stickers.
Columbus Hick: Columbus is the best place in the universe
Normal Person: Oh really? Why is that?
Columbus Hick: Cause we have the BUCKEYES
Normal Person: Oh, you went to Ohio State?
Columbus Hick: Naws
Normal Person: Oh really? Why is that?
Columbus Hick: Cause we have the BUCKEYES
Normal Person: Oh, you went to Ohio State?
Columbus Hick: Naws
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Get the columbian roulette mug.A massacre in 1999, which happened at Columbine High School in Amrica, when two senior students (Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold) attempted to blow up their school with two propane bombs and then kill the survivors with firearms (a Tec9, a Sawn off Shotgun and some other stuff).
Luckily, both bombs failed to detonate. They started shooting students as they went into the school, people heard the gun shots and rang the fire alarm saving the majority of the school.They went into the commons (where they had placed the propane bombs) and tried to set them off, when this failed they proceded into the libary where they killed the majority of the students.
After that, It is presumed they both shot themselfs in the head.
Luckily, both bombs failed to detonate. They started shooting students as they went into the school, people heard the gun shots and rang the fire alarm saving the majority of the school.They went into the commons (where they had placed the propane bombs) and tried to set them off, when this failed they proceded into the libary where they killed the majority of the students.
After that, It is presumed they both shot themselfs in the head.
Why they did it?
- In the autopsy after the Columbine massacre,It showed there was a surprising amount of anti depresent in Eric Harris blood called Luvox (there was none in Dylans).
- They were bother big fans of the bands KMFMD, Rammstein, Marilyn Manson.
- The movie Natural Born Killers - using this as the codename for their massacre.
- They also played doom for several hours and Eric Harris wrote in his journal "I had a dream last night about doom, it's strange since it was a level I have never been to before"
- It is also said they were bullied, Eric often wrote this But it was said that Dylan has quite a few friends.
- Dylan wrote on his school journal
“Fact: People are so unaware…well, Ignorance is bliss I guess…that would explain my depression.”
- Dylan also wrote a paper called "The Mind and motives of Charles Manson"
- In the autopsy after the Columbine massacre,It showed there was a surprising amount of anti depresent in Eric Harris blood called Luvox (there was none in Dylans).
- They were bother big fans of the bands KMFMD, Rammstein, Marilyn Manson.
- The movie Natural Born Killers - using this as the codename for their massacre.
- They also played doom for several hours and Eric Harris wrote in his journal "I had a dream last night about doom, it's strange since it was a level I have never been to before"
- It is also said they were bullied, Eric often wrote this But it was said that Dylan has quite a few friends.
- Dylan wrote on his school journal
“Fact: People are so unaware…well, Ignorance is bliss I guess…that would explain my depression.”
- Dylan also wrote a paper called "The Mind and motives of Charles Manson"
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