When a guy who is trying to get laid doesn't because another dude says or does something to prevent that from happening. Can also occur between women (also known as twat swatting).
A man's dumbass friend spots him trying to make a move on the hot blonde girl at the bar and decides to be a real dick and cockblock his mate.....
Man: Hey let me buy you drink....
Woman: Yeah sure
Dumbass: Hey man, how's your AIDS? *walks away*
Man:.........fuck.
Man: Hey let me buy you drink....
Woman: Yeah sure
Dumbass: Hey man, how's your AIDS? *walks away*
Man:.........fuck.
by P. Trotsky January 26, 2011
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A male or female cocksucker who is the recepient's bitch and required to provide him with gifts or money.
by CS25 September 19, 2011
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Get the Cockslack mug.Two (or more) people repeated complimenting each other, at their own expense, in an attempt to pay respect and show humility.
Guy 1: Your such a good artist
Guy 2: No, your a better artist
Guy 1: The way you compose a photo is the best
Guy 2: but your use of lighting is so much better than mine
Guy 1: Let's just agree that we are both good artists, this is starting to turn in the Canadian Cocksucking Championships.
Guy 2: No, your a better artist
Guy 1: The way you compose a photo is the best
Guy 2: but your use of lighting is so much better than mine
Guy 1: Let's just agree that we are both good artists, this is starting to turn in the Canadian Cocksucking Championships.
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Dude 1: Didn't you guys watch Schindler's List last night?
Dude 2: Fuck no, man! That cockblockbuster turned Jenny celibate for two weeks last time she saw it.
Dude 2: Fuck no, man! That cockblockbuster turned Jenny celibate for two weeks last time she saw it.
by Schnurrgasaurus July 30, 2011
Get the cockblockbuster mug.One who prevents a guy from banging a girl. Usually a friend or family member, motivated either by jealousy or the fact that they can't get any and don't want to see you get some.
I put the moves on Jane last night but her protective cockblocker brother aggressively cockblocked me and asked me to leave the party as he didn't want me to get any.
by igotcockblocked February 20, 2006
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