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Cockblock

When a guy who is trying to get laid doesn't because another dude says or does something to prevent that from happening. Can also occur between women (also known as twat swatting).
A man's dumbass friend spots him trying to make a move on the hot blonde girl at the bar and decides to be a real dick and cockblock his mate.....

Man: Hey let me buy you drink....
Woman: Yeah sure
Dumbass: Hey man, how's your AIDS? *walks away*
Man:.........fuck.
by P. Trotsky January 26, 2011
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cockblocker

A guy who tries to steal another guys girlfriend/date etc.
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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A male or female cocksucker who is the recepient's bitch and required to provide him with gifts or money.
LeeRoy's CBB Cocksucking Bitch Benefactor gave him oral service and a shirt.
by CS25 September 19, 2011
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Cockslack

extra long foreskin; an excess of foreskin.
Dude why didn't you get circumsized? Talk about anteater, you have a lot of cockslack!
by The Hot Sign Guy June 20, 2008
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Canadian Cocksucking Championships

Two (or more) people repeated complimenting each other, at their own expense, in an attempt to pay respect and show humility.
Guy 1: Your such a good artist

Guy 2: No, your a better artist

Guy 1: The way you compose a photo is the best

Guy 2: but your use of lighting is so much better than mine

Guy 1: Let's just agree that we are both good artists, this is starting to turn in the Canadian Cocksucking Championships.
by gavint November 14, 2012
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cockblockbuster

A high-grossing hollywood film that is so emotionally disturbing that it eradicates all sexual desire for hours, or even days.
Dude 1: Didn't you guys watch Schindler's List last night?
Dude 2: Fuck no, man! That cockblockbuster turned Jenny celibate for two weeks last time she saw it.
by Schnurrgasaurus July 30, 2011
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cockblocker

One who prevents a guy from banging a girl. Usually a friend or family member, motivated either by jealousy or the fact that they can't get any and don't want to see you get some.
I put the moves on Jane last night but her protective cockblocker brother aggressively cockblocked me and asked me to leave the party as he didn't want me to get any.
by igotcockblocked February 20, 2006
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