Clobber the calamari

To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke

Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.

by magnolia_mikey April 4, 2009

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Dwarf Clambake

A gangbang involving 7 or more dwarves and a full size female pornstar

Because of her aversion to little people Jenna Jameson was paid an extra $2 million to perform a "dwarf clambake" in the movie A Midsummer Night's Ream

by Dwarf Boy October 20, 2008

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Rock Climbing

One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being ultimate disc and rock climbing.

Rock climbing is fucking incredible.

by Wallrat February 28, 2005

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clamber

When someone feels the need to invade you personal space/mindset and disrupt your vibes

Clamber up your own hole, stay out of mine

by RanchSlider69 September 4, 2016

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Of all so-called "extreme sports" (activities that about 1/2 the time are undertaken, or claimed to have been undertaken, by otherwise boring people in a desperate attempt to become interesting), this is probably the trendiest way to give yourself the affectation of ruggedness, danger, physical fitness, etc. Note that most people who express an interest in rock-climbing or purchase incidental gear such as carabiners, have never climbed and never will.

See also: posers, conformity of noncomformity, North Face, bungee jumping.

Inner thought bubble of "extreme sports" Aberzombie, "Dude, all the chicks will be on me if I wear this carabiner on my belt loop and talk about rock climbing! I better buy this magazine so I can look like I know what I'm talking about!"

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

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