carndog

a guy who always likes girls, but some how ends up with a giant black chode in his mouth, Also frequently ends up with jizz in his ears.

mike carney is such a carndog.

by katie kertroski November 4, 2006

carnation

Flower of choice for when you're high stepping out the door.

Bye bye. Darn -- where's my carnation?

by youthoughtyouknewme January 13, 2010

The Carney Strikes Back Combo

An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.

As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.

Yes, fear is real, need proof? Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production at night-time. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to fly back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "The Carney Strikes Back Combo"

by jamie_ledge December 12, 2008

The cairns

when the scrotum is so filled with semen, due to a lack of female contact, it explodes into a girls mouth and causes her to choke.

I gave a girl the cairns last night and had to use CPR to revive her.

by Don Juan DiMarco December 27, 2007

Carnage

The carnage is simular to the spiderman however there a few new changes : When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand then dig in your ass take some shit out form it like a spear. Then fling the jism and shit spear at her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Carnages slinging hand motions.Carnage (Cletus Kasady) is a fictional character, a supervillain in the Marvel Comics Universe

Keep it up bitch and i`ll bust a carnage on that ass !!!

by DIADORE October 16, 2010

Carnibalism

(noun) The act of eating a carnivore by another carnivore.

Carnibalism is when a tiger eats another tiger, a wolf eats another wolf, a shark eats another shark, etc...

by Capt Awesomesauce October 14, 2010

carne

Cash, bills, money, loot, etc.

"Hey you wanna go eat at capital grille?"

"No man, that shit is mad carne"

by thatniggaleyley March 19, 2005