Of all the Welsh people, this one is the best. A Christopher Jones will be thoughtful, caring and loving to those close to him. He is strong and confident which makes the people around him feel safe. A key attribute of this species is the sense of humour and ability to make you laugh even when you are having a mental breakdown.

Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.

Damn, wish I had got me a Christopher Jones; his wife is so happy and the luckiest person.

Christopher Jones by CloRoJo November 23, 2021

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Christopher Hoskins

The best husband in the world! Also an amazing father!

He did a great job Christopher Hoskinsing today!

Christopher Hoskins by Mrs.H December 16, 2021

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Christopher Leon

The local legend Chris Leon is know by many names. His Neanderthal friends call him Jesus because of his height and burly beard. He keeps a close group of friends but will them them to simp over women older than him. He falls in love to fast but is a very good person at heart. He will kick your ass in team based objective games but struggles in RPGs. He is very knowledgeable in meme culture.

"Oh! That's Christopher Leon, he's that cool redditor."-Said No-one ever.

Christopher Leon by TheWarrior76 April 8, 2022

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