cantanookie

The act of playing dice when having sex

Hey wanna go to the room to go do the cantanookie

by Fart clock September 25, 2020

cant

CANT IS IN THE FUCKING DICTIONARY BITCH.

I CANT DO MATHS

by Hehsgsgsg October 3, 2020

cant fix stupid

Cant fix stupid means exactly what it says. You can not fix stupid people.

Hey there did you see what he just did you cant fix stupid .

by Tammy Lou Lou November 22, 2020

cantagrope

The physical state of a cantaloupe that has been groped in a past time, or has been groped over some period of time.

No don’t get that cantagrope, some dumb kids keep touching it when they come in.

by Kreios December 3, 2020

Cantdoititus

The condition which one suffers when they just can't do it. Often caused by smoking a blizzy. The opposite of what Shia LaBeough encourages people to do.

Guy 1: Hey man could you get me a glass of water?

Guy 2: I can't man.

Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: I have cantdoititus.

Guy 1: And?

Guy 2: I just can't

by Drunk Pistachio December 11, 2020

cant touch me

When a person is so good its hard to believe and nobody can compare to them no matter how hard they try. Basically means "You'll never be as good as me." or when you cant touch someone, whether that be physically, emotionally, spiritually, and/or mentally. In general just means someone is THAT bitch/or nigga.

example:

Person 1- "You cant touch me!'
Person 2- *shakes head* "you right..."

by wowgetoutmyface March 6, 2021

Cantaloupe

cutest redhead alive 🥺👍🏻 needs a gf!!!

“wow, i’d really love to be cantaloupe’s gf😚”

by anonymous February 8, 2021