Cream sandwich

The messy aftermath of anal sex, in which the result is jizz in the A, which resemble a cream sandwhich cookie

Damn i gave sally a big ol' cream sandwich and i was a hamerin dat shit and she took it like a bitch and moaned like a wildabeast

by Gladdis Jankins January 6, 2008

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cream green dream

1. Referring to the antidepressant drug Prozac when thought of as a positive thing.
2. This drug’s alleged pleasant effects.

Originally Prozac capsules were made in the colours cream and green.

I’m feeling low and I need my cream green dream.

by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008

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cream wizard

A known sexual predator or pedophile

He just got out of prison... He's a cream wizard.

by MoneyMay February 23, 2015

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cream cakes

Take a warm cupcake (store-bought is fine, too, just microwave it). Cut it in half and stick your hard dick in between the two pieces. Then squeeze and stroke until you cum.

Last night, My parents went out so I cream caked

by Tok Kim April 17, 2004

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Similar to the common practice of impregnating cows by inserting semen by hand, cream sleeves are the traditional method of shoving a fistful of cocaine into a partner's vaginal canal. Sure to be a pleasant experience for both involved in this loving act, the sleeve-ful member of the relationship allows the inserter to then suck or snort out the now (well-churned) concoction.

Rhonda sure got me going with that dirty cream sleeve concoction.

Cream sleeves are to be performed with caution.

by Grundel Monster January 24, 2012

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