Finger Blocked

1.To prevent two women from having intercourse with each other
2. The lesbian version of a "cock block"

Kelly and Sandra were about to have sex with each other, but Sandra's little brother finger blocked them when he woke up

Amy: "Yesterday, Crystal and I were getting intimate at the party, when Jamie, her ex-girlfriend, spilled her drink on me."

Lexi: "That's terrible. How rude of her to finger block you two."

by DeathByASpoon June 6, 2010

Undercover Blocker

On most occasions, someone who, at a party, infiltrates a room where a couple is obviously trying to spend some time "alone". There's different variations of this type of character. Most of the time, an Undercover Blocker pretends to be asleep in the same room in order to be witness to teen-age sexual acts. Other times they often come in and out of rooms hoping to catch someone in the act. Any door that is unlocked is usually fair game for the Undercover Blocker.

Jon: Did Nick seriously pass out in that room?
Mike: I don't know man, I think he's just pretending in order to see that chick naked, or join in. No idea what his intentions are, man.
Jon: Wow, another Undercover Block. Nick is the freaking man.

Jeff: Dude, I just heard Jenny and Bob talk about going upstairs and making out in the bathroom. Wtf?!
Ian: Wow...Looks like I'm gonna have to go undercover tonight.
Jeff: What do you mean?
Ian: Undercover blocker... I'm going to go take a shit so they can't come in. Extra stank.
Jeff: Fucking genius.

by nandeezy August 17, 2010

COD blocked

when something or someone prevents you or stops you from playing any Call of Duty game.

"Hey how come you got off live last night so early?"
"My dad COD blocked me."

by mw3fanatic November 14, 2011

Cock blocked

An action that prevents someone from having sex

Daniel cock blocked his dad by not going with his friends and staying home

by Save my nibba harambe April 7, 2019

Shittus Blokest

Shittus Blokest is the Latin term for shit bloke. This term was created centuries ago about one of the shittest blokes to every walk the Earth would repay people who bought him a regular coffee with a small coffee or by dogging the boys whenever the ladies wanted something. Surprisingly though the ego of a Shittus Blokest hinders blokes from perusing lasses who are super keen on them. Instead shading them for there mates ex

Geeez settle don’t cobba no need to be a Shittus Blokest

Wow you would be a Shittest Blokest

by XxBigLezxX July 10, 2021

c-blocked

cock blocked...not getting any pussy when you really need it because of unforseen forces beyond your control

I am getting c-blocked from all angles...either my girlfriend gets a phone call or someone comes to her house right when we are ready or I'm on line chatting with some hot babe and my computer crashes.

by fitzwilli June 11, 2006

Blocker

A girl that looks good a block away, but when she gets closer......damn!

Check out the girl accross the street she looks good, here she comes. Damn, bitch is a blocker!

by chilifest March 12, 2009