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Turbo Blumpkin

A twist on the standard blumpkin, a turbo blumpkin is getting head from a girl while taking a dump. The added boost comes when the girl pushes the log back inside the guy as a dildo and repeats like hitting the turbo button in madden.
Molly hit me with the turbo blumpkin last night.... it was awesome.
by blumpkinater February 20, 2011
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Texas Blumpkin

A Texas Blumpkin refers to the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a dump and eating bbq ribs and/or brisket.
Vinnie received a warm welcome on his first visit to the Lone Star State in the form of a Texas Blumpkin.
by TexasRuby November 22, 2011
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top gun blumpkin

1. An inverted blumpkin. 2. Performed while doing a handstand and receiving a blowjob, whilst shitting on oneself. 3. An inverted blow job shit fountain.
Iceman was riding Maverick's tail in a negative G inverted dive while performing a top gun blumpkin.
by Nik Mulb October 19, 2010
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Black-Hole Blumpkin

The act of receiving head while taking a masssive dump, but when you get ready to cum, you tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. Then you do a 180 and shit in her mouth.
As Stephanie thought she was giving Jacob a regular Blumpkin, he told her to close her eyes and he gave her a Black-Hole Blumpkin.
by Black-Hole Sun May 17, 2011
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blumpkins

giving a blowjob to someone while they are deficating
guy- give me blumpkins now BITCH!

crackwhore- as long as i get paid for this shit....
by teh poof June 13, 2005
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blumpelstilskin

recieving oral sex from a garden gnome or other lawn decoration, all whilst taking a dump.
yo jake shwooten has some garden gnomes that give the bomb blumpelstilskin.
by Tyler Caruso October 9, 2006
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blumpkin'

when a guy is sitting on the shitter dropping a deuce and his old lady is given him some head, best used after a hard night of drinking and that first beer shit of the day. can also be used as a nickname.
1. that girl gave the best blumpkin'
2. hows my blumpkin' this morning
by Michael Aloian September 16, 2005
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