A twist on the standard blumpkin, a turbo blumpkin is getting head from a girl while taking a dump. The added boost comes when the girl pushes the log back inside the guy as a dildo and repeats like hitting the turbo button in madden.
by blumpkinater February 20, 2011
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Vinnie received a warm welcome on his first visit to the Lone Star State in the form of a Texas Blumpkin.
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1. An inverted blumpkin. 2. Performed while doing a handstand and receiving a blowjob, whilst shitting on oneself. 3. An inverted blow job shit fountain.
Iceman was riding Maverick's tail in a negative G inverted dive while performing a top gun blumpkin.
by Nik Mulb October 19, 2010
Get the top gun blumpkin mug.The act of receiving head while taking a masssive dump, but when you get ready to cum, you tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. Then you do a 180 and shit in her mouth.
As Stephanie thought she was giving Jacob a regular Blumpkin, he told her to close her eyes and he gave her a Black-Hole Blumpkin.
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Get the blumpelstilskin mug.when a guy is sitting on the shitter dropping a deuce and his old lady is given him some head, best used after a hard night of drinking and that first beer shit of the day. can also be used as a nickname.
by Michael Aloian September 16, 2005
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