Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears

The act of masturbating to Star Wars, especially the non-human actors. As seen on iSketch.

Person 1: Awe man, I was watching Star Wars last night. The Twi'lek got me so hot, I had to Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears.
Person 2: *Just looks at Person 1 Awkwardly*

by SexyJonesy March 1, 2012

peaches behind the pole

code word for someone ultra sketch who creeps you frequently. someone who lurks, is obsessed, see also creeper

that guy is totally creeping you. lookout PEACHES! PEACHES BEHIND THE POLE!

by tech stine January 2, 2009

miles behind

If you don't know you'r already miles behind

"Your not exactly streets behind your more miles behind"

by Barfing January 20, 2015

smiling behind the wheel

To masturbate while driving

Dave: Yo, where's Lance?

Jason: He got caught smiling behind the wheel. Might be looking at a public indecency charge.

Tetsuo: Dang yo!

by FriendOrFlake October 9, 2014

The man behind the curtain

A term for referring to the shaft of a uncircumcised man.

The trick to having oral sex with an uncircumcised man is to find his Wizard of Oz—otherwise known as The Man Behind the Curtain.

by rc78 October 30, 2010

Beida

Arabic word for "Egg"

"Beida" = one egg (single)

"Beid" = eggs (plural)

Also used as an obscene term for human testicles or someone who is a jerk.

1. The "beida" cracked and the chick came out of it.
2. Chickens produce "beid".

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3. I'll kick you in your "beid".
4. He always behave like an idiot, he's a total "beida".

by Zajeros May 28, 2010

behizz

when a girl gives a guy head.

damn, man i got some major behizz last night!

by youknowwhoitizz1125 January 11, 2008