kid writing in journal: “yesderday me and momy went to the beech. it was fun”
teacher: “michael, see me after class. you’re in grade 11 and this was supposed to be your chemistry assessment”
teacher: “michael, see me after class. you’re in grade 11 and this was supposed to be your chemistry assessment”
by omgshesbackfromthedead March 28, 2019
Get the beech mug.Meaning a lack of experience when referring to "the bases."
1st Base) French - Kissing. Usually with tongue.
2nd Base) Feel - To cop a feel, grope, or fondle.
3rd Base) Finger - Sexual stimulation using the hands. Oral sex could take place after this point.
Home Plate) Fuck - Sex, intercoarse.
Baseball is being used as a metaphor for intimacy. In baseball, if a player is on the bench they are not in the game.
1st Base) French - Kissing. Usually with tongue.
2nd Base) Feel - To cop a feel, grope, or fondle.
3rd Base) Finger - Sexual stimulation using the hands. Oral sex could take place after this point.
Home Plate) Fuck - Sex, intercoarse.
Baseball is being used as a metaphor for intimacy. In baseball, if a player is on the bench they are not in the game.
"So, Evan, how did things go with Erica last night?" said Ben.
"It was pretty chill, man. The movie sucked though." Evan replied.
"Did she let you cop a feel at the movie?"
"Dude, I'm still on the bench."
"That was like your fifth date. Shouldn't you be getting a little action by now?"
"Naw man, we're taking things slow."
"It was pretty chill, man. The movie sucked though." Evan replied.
"Did she let you cop a feel at the movie?"
"Dude, I'm still on the bench."
"That was like your fifth date. Shouldn't you be getting a little action by now?"
"Naw man, we're taking things slow."
by KayKay<3 May 16, 2010
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by Vinny111 October 4, 2018
Get the bench watching mug.A large, flat ass on a woman. As if she flattened it through excessive time spent sitting on a park bench.
by James in Raleigh June 9, 2009
Get the Park Bench Ass mug.what you call a close friend when they are being bitchy, when you want something, when you want their attention, or as a greeting. Basically, you can use it in any situation, except when you are referring to a real bitch.
by pirategirls October 31, 2010
Get the beesch mug.Used to replace the word bitch when arround children or other people who you know are offended by swear words.
by wild_prairie_gal January 12, 2009
Get the Bench mug.The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.
This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.
This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.
by Storm Martin March 9, 2008
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