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what you call a close friend when they are being bitchy, when you want something, when you want their attention, or as a greeting. Basically, you can use it in any situation, except when you are referring to a real bitch.
what up beesch?
go get me something beesch!
BEESCH please!
beesch by pirategirls October 31, 2010
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sanna beesch

a swedish moose on cocaine, who has the ability to read minds and see through walls.

a black panther wearing a polka dot dress, on ketamine.

a person who stirs poo with a wooden spoon
"argh god, you're such a sanna beesch!"

"well... you've well and truely sanna beesched it up havent you."

"he shat in a bowl and sanna beesched it"
sanna beesch by johnny flynn October 11, 2009

Spicy Beesch 

A sloppy blowjob done with hot sauce poured all over the male's dick for the female's pleasure.
It feels extra good to get a Spicy Beesch because when my girlfriend starts sucking, she gets even sloppier with her sucks.

Drop a Boesch 

I will be back. I have to drop a Boesch
Drop a Boesch by TonyMick May 22, 2009

beesechurger 

dude what the fuck

John: Hey want a beesechurger?

Joe: Did you just fucking say beesechurger?

John: Autocorrect hate it.

Joe: Why the fuck would beeesechurger be in autocorrect?

John: ... I don't know.
fucking beesechurger
He Boesched me like a prom date.
I'm so Boesched
He Boesched be like the enron stock holders.
Boesch!!
Boesch by rob brown February 3, 2006
A short legged therefore escapable police officer who suffers little man syndrome therefore abuses his powers by persuing innocent hard working civilians illegally outside of his jurisdiction. Basically they are just a easily run-from-able lil NEWPORT betsch
Haha you can't catch me betsch
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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