Bacon makes everything better

AD for a shirt that keeps coming up on this website.

AD: Bacon makes everything better
Me: GO AWAY!!!!!!!
Me: I should post a definition

by I am jesus in a box April 4, 2010

baconie

A selfie of bacon. A pic that highlights the glistening and appetizing quality of bacon. Makes bacon lovers hungry.

"My friend sent me a baconie last night. This morning I'm cooking bacon and eggs."

by yes juanito yes October 8, 2014

Bacon Slap

When A Woman Takes Her Breasts And Slaps Them Across A Mans Face continuously.

I Bacon Slapped Him Like Crazy.

by Bacon Slap January 21, 2015

bac-o-whore

A loser that does anything for bacon and is obsessed with all bacon flavored products.

Duder 1: "Is that bacon cologne? No girl is going to fuck you with that on."

Duder 2: "Dude I don't care, I'm all about the bacon!"

Duder 1: "You're such a bac-o-whore."

by westfalia December 10, 2009

Baconstrip

A shit stain on the underwear usually caused by digging fingers into the ass to scratch out an uncontrolable salty peanut (See salty peanut). Also known as a skid mark.

As she folded the laundry she noticed a large baconstrip in her boyfriend's underwear.

or

He decided to not buy white underwear anymore, because of his baconstrip making problem.

by Sean Cookson September 6, 2006

Bacon Bitch

One with a bacon fetish, or just loves bacon, who does sexual favours in exchange for bacon.

Lydia is Blake's Bacon Bitch!

by KaeMERae February 8, 2009

When does the narwhal bacon?

It is a sentence used to identify users on a popular blogging site. The proper response would be: At midnight.

You: When does the narwhal bacon?

Jim: At midnight

by Jcoolnades October 18, 2011