Backdoored

To go on a night out with the LADs and sneak off home without telling anyone at too early a stage in the evening.

LAD 1: Wait, where's Elliot gone?
...10 minutes later after looking high and low...
LAD 2: What a swiller! He must've backdoored it.

by Hot Chocolate Slut August 25, 2014

Backhand

Only performed when you are really pissed off. Should be done to teachers that resemble horses. The point of impact should be near the adams apple.

John: I gave that HHH bitch a backhand to the throat.
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAH!

by M4x1mus May 31, 2007

Backdoor Becky

When you're hitting it from the back and the flexible girl bends around and is sucking off your nuts at the same time

My nuts hurt, because my girlfriend bit my balls while I was giving her Backdoor Becky.

by Mohme10 June 4, 2015

backdoor tuba

An especially loud, horrendously smelly fart.

Oh no! I just had curry and I'll be playing backdoor tuba for the rest of the day!

by pentozali November 27, 2006

Backhand

Reverse hand position during hand to gland combat.

When you are pulling your pud reverse your hand so it's facing palm outwards so when you blow you don't blow the baby batter all over your stomach.
Ma girl she getting all considerate and went backhand on my old mate to reduce the clean-up interval.

by Weeblex October 6, 2013

Calhoon Backdoor

To rip open one's pants from behind for quick access, whether inward or outward.

He did a calhoon backdoor and after that he was ready for business.

by Starbucker September 27, 2005

Backdoor Charlie

Any man who is a secret homosexual

"Hey look at Jacob he's staring at Chuck. You know I heard he was a Backdoor Charlie"

by Rocky Fantana October 18, 2006