bolluckybill

that guy who said bugger the mat you carn,t fuck that

by honk August 25, 2003

dog's bullocks

great shit

dude 1:you're invited to the playboy party
dude 2:that's the dog's bullocks

by eugeni March 17, 2004

Bollocks

1)Meaning bad. 2) Except (and this is key) when used with the definite article, when it means good. 3) Also, a favourite use of mine is to call someone "Bertie Big Bollocks", ie someone who thinks they're better than they are, a conceited or arrogant person. Any male name beginning with B can be used instead, but there's just something inherently funny about Bertie.

1)"That tv show is bollocks" - it's bad.
2)"That tv show is THE bollocks" - it's good.
3)"I dunno, he scores one goal and he thinks he's Bertie Big Bollocks!"

by marty mcfly December 15, 2003

Bullock

Bull shit, a lie. But may be good if used as Dog Bullocks

Oh Mrs. Queen your dress is the dogs bullocks

"the dinosaurs were extinct when a giant fish came all over" Thats Bullock!

by Jonathan Ng November 30, 2007

Bollocks

'The Dogs Bollocks' or just 'The Bollocks' does mean good but it has nothing to do with the dogs ability to lick its own. Rather if you follow an un doctored dog down the road you will see that its bollocks are quite prominant - hence the expression 'stands out like dogs balls' therfore 'The Dogs Bollocks' literally means 'outstanding' ie very good indeed.

That film about why dogs lick their own bollocks was the dogs bollocks, can't wait for it to come out on DVD so I can watch it again.

by Richard James King November 17, 2006

a load of old bollocks

a quick dismissal, used by people from yorkshire.

Don't listen to what he says about my farm, it's a load of old bollocks. OOO-AAAR

by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004

bullocks

A young male cow, British slang meaning "Bullshit" or "non-sense", also used to man "Bully" or "enemy", and lastly, is used as an exclamatory for mistakes.

"Ye shall offer 2 newborn bullocks..."

"That's bloody Bullocks, no such word as alouicious!"

"The Gin-- Awww bullocks!"

by Eva 02 December 8, 2003