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Blue Oyster Cult 

Excellent New York rock band who have created awesome albums like "Agents Of Fortune", "Fire Of Unknown Origin" and many others. Lead guitar player is the awesome Buck Dharma. Sometimes called the "thinking man's heavy metal band" which I personally think is a bullshit title, as it misrepresents both heavy metal fans, and heavy metal music. Most good heavy metal/hard rock bands create "intelligent" music (early Judas Priest, Black Sabbath etc, and no, I dont consider 80's "hair" metal bands to be representative of what metal stands for). Awesome band nonetheless, and if you dont know they're music, check them out. Listen with an open mind
1. Buck Dharma has a cool website.
2. Eric Bloom is cool
3. Blue Oyster Cult kick serious ass!
Blue Oyster Cult by O.G. WILLAKER February 13, 2005

Blue jean femme 

A lesbian who identifies as femme, or feminine, but prefers jeans and more casual clothing to dresses and skirts.
"She's not butch, but she isn't super femme, either. What kind of lesbian is she?"

"Maybe she's blue jean femme."
Blue jean femme by BJF109 February 13, 2010
signaling call used in pick-up American football games
"blue 42, blue 42, hut, hut..."
blue 42 by mattybo October 14, 2007

Blue Balls 

When a girl brings you so close to the point of orgasm, but doesn’t give you the release you so greatly desire.

She smiled, grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled me into her dorm room. After we stripped, she sat me down in her chair and pulled out four red, silk sashes from her drawer. She tied my wrists to each armrest, and tied my ankles to each leg of the chair, fully immobilizing me.

She removed her panties, straddled me, took my face in her hands, and kissed me passionately while my immobilized body twitched in response to her stimulation. We both gasped as her warm, soft vagina engulfed my hard, throbbing erection. She put her arms around my neck and began riding me.

It felt so good! I could feel the pressure building inside me as I approached orgasm, but she suddenly stopped and got off of me right before I was about to cum! I moaned in a mixture of pleasure and agony as my throbbing cock, soaked in her juices, twitched helplessly.

“Do you really wanna cum?” she asked, smiling down at me.

“YES babe, I wanna cum so bad!”

She giggled. “Oh yeah? Well, too bad.” She put her panties back on, followed by her shorts and tank top. Uh oh! This was really bad!

Babe, PLEASE! I really need to cum!” My wrists and feet wriggled helplessly against her binds.

Hmm… let me think about it, and I’ll get back to you later.”

Babe, wait! PLEASE let me cum!” I tried thrusting my hips upwards, hoping that some kind of friction would bring my sensitive cock and balls to orgasm.
“You know that’s not going to work, right?” she laughed at my desperation. “Tell you what, if you say ‘pretty please,’ maybe, just maybe I’ll let you cum. Sound good to you?”

I nodded.

Well,” she said, putting her hands on her hips, beaming, and clearly enjoying the complete control she had over me, “I’m waiting!”

Babe, please, pretty please will you let me cum?”

“Ohhh, all right.” she said.

She walked towards me, and I let out a sigh of relief, thinking she would finally let me cum. Instead, she opened her drawer, pulled out another silk, red sash, and dangled it in front of me. My heart dropped.

She walked behind me, wrapped it around my mouth, gagging me, and tied it behind my neck. “Mmph!”

She walked towards the door, turned around to face me, and grinned devilishly.

“You didn’t really think I’d let you cum that easily, did you?”

My eyes widened as I stared at her in shock.

“Sorry handsome, maybe next time.” She winked, opened the door, blew me a kiss, turned off the lights, and walked out. “Enjoy your blue balls!”

“Mmmpphh!” I cried out as the door shut behind her. My wrists and feet continued struggling helplessly against her binds, but it was no use. She had me tied up good. I wasn’t going anywhere.

So there I was, bound, gagged, and helpless with no way to relieve myself. My cock was still twitching and throbbing like crazy. The pressure was immense. They were aching and starting to feel dull and heavy.

She had left me with the worst case of blue balls.
Blue Balls by GirlsTyingUpGuys December 23, 2022

blue gummer 

A racist term. Used to describe someone whose skin is so dark, that their gums look blue.
1: Damn dude look at that black guy!
2: Holy shit he's a blue gummer!
blue gummer by iamnobody00 May 17, 2009

Blue Eyes White Dragon 

Vodka, Beer, Blue Gatorade, Sprite

Best night of your life
I used my blue eyes white dragon to do +39 damage to my liver and +94 damage to some ho's pussy.
Blue Eyes White Dragon by bewd October 10, 2013