blamp

Alright. This person uses the word "blamp" in a different sense, and I find it unacceptable. The word "blamp" does not mean excrement.
Blamp is a sound that my friends and I, started making about 8 years ago. The sound resembles that of a retarded duck. A few weeks ago, I started using the word "blamp" as an adjective/noun/verb.

"So then she pulled it out, and it was blamped and swollen." (adv)
"I just got back from blamp, dude." (n)
"Oh yeah, I blamped the fuck out of her." (v)

by Devin Massengale November 23, 2004

blame the commies

What America says when they have a problem they can't solve.

Guy 1: Hey, some school got shot up\!
Guy 2: I blame the commies!

by A friend April 16, 2004

blame irlweg

Randomly placing blame on a third party for something that someone else has done. Made popular by the song "United Hates Guitars." The song inadvertently places blame on Ms. Irlweg who works at the airline. Irlweg has become the scapegoat of the broken guitar incident.

In the company lunchroom: Who left the soda in the freezer? It exploded and the entire freezer is covered in frozen cola. (Silence - no one speaks up).

"Blame Irlweg."

Everyone laughs and accepts the conclusion.

"Alright people, get back to work."

by RV2PHX November 24, 2009

Victim blaming

Victim blaming is when you rape a woman and then accuse her,because she was dressed like a slut and obviously wanted to be raped.This is often creating a Slutwalk and would be normal in a Rape Culture.

Sanguinetti said:"women should avoid dressing like sluts in order not to be victimized“.This is obviously victim blaming.

by Sgt.Hartmann March 16, 2016

Blame it on Britt

somehow, no matter what goes wrong, it is Britt's fault.

Gerald: I just crashed my car! Blame it on Britt!

by gerald is cooler than your cat October 14, 2009

Blamer

A supporter of President Barrack Obama that defends him by saying President George Bush implemented policies and caused conditions that have ruined Obama's presidency and therefore President Obama cannot be held responsible for at election time or any time.

A Blamer on a social media site said: Frankly I'm more disillusioned with the President who CREATED the problems, than the one who inherited them. (Do a little research on Bush's unprecedented support of American oil company profiteering).

by SnoHoCo May 25, 2012

Blame it on the dog

When one defecates in a public area and when confronted blames the dog.

When Jackson shit in Devons pond he used the 'blame it on the dog' technique.

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011