Alpha Douche

the messiah, the pillar, the dictator over a cult of other douches. enuff douches to soak up roseanne's inward parts.

1. an alpha douche wears sunglasses at nite while his followers wear hats to prevent the moon from inhibting their spray tans
2. an alpha douche sports a pink polo and pops his collar to mark the fact that he has a penis
3. an alpha douche suddenly refers to bon jovi and journey as new up and coming artists whilst thinking that he has made it mainstream
4. an alpha douche drinks jager bombs with extra red bull so he can stay up to put date rape meds into the nxt girl's drink
5. an alpha douche's mating call to friends is the term: BRO

by lucy ricardo ball August 10, 2008

alpharetta

A wealthy suburb of Atlanta where the kids drive nicer cars than most adults and the adults don't drive, they are driven (or, just as often, the women drive H2s and the men drive insanely small sports cars). Chattahoochee High is the public high school of choice. There are no cool places to hang out for teens. People living here can navigate GA400 with coffee in one hand, a bagel in the other and a blue tooth in their ear.

The streets are paved in gold in Alpharetta.

by Curtis D September 7, 2008

Alpaca

The most mischievous animal on the face of the earth. Alpacas are behind aaaalll things devious. Your lost ipod, the gum in your hair, everything. FEAR THE ALPACAS!!

The alpacas stole my lunch money

by A_jar_squid January 26, 2010

alpha xi delta

motherfucking greatest sorority ever. damn straight. fun to party with, just all around cool girls.. they dont really fall under any category, no specific stereotype

alpha xi delta chillest girls at towson

by awesomeiam March 29, 2008

alpha

The first letter of the greek alphabet, also means The begining or creation"

I am the alpha and Omega, the begining and the end, the first and the last

by ????? December 5, 2004

Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

by Zak May 3, 2003

Alphabreast

The alphabreast is the girl with the biggest breasts at any given event------------

Look at the size of Kristins bombs!!!! She is easily the alphabreast at this birthday party

by madFiore February 23, 2011