lapel job

An aggressive move, usually by a 1930s movie gangster, by which someone grabs another person by both lapels of their suit jacket so as to pull them close and remind them they have to pay up.

Mugsy knew that being nice wouldn't work, so he gave Buzz a lapel job to let him know that he meant business.

lapel job by Ausmithesq December 21, 2021

Hatch Job 

It's like a rim job, only the person keeps their pants on.

This guy botched up this project, worse then giving a terrible hatch job.

Hatch Job by SidZ3R0 December 22, 2021

Smear Job

When you put oil on weed.

I want a smear job tonight

Smear Job by Fweevi January 9, 2022

Steve Job

A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.

“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”

Steve Job by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022

Clam Job 

A clammy hand/foot job

I just got a clam job, her hands were wet and cold the whole time

Clam Job by Playful Peach & Sheldon Shrimp January 25, 2022

Bag Job 

When you are set up to be blamed for a crime

He was charged with murder and we know it is a bag job.

Bag Job by Bob Wire January 30, 2022

Side job 

When two people give one person a blow job but it looks like you are eating corn on the cob

“Yeah I gave him a side job” “Awww nice”

Side job by louisun_ February 11, 2022