the blue thing 

Fucking anime thot, blue ass watery ass piece of shit. Horrible goddess, has way too much hentai of her. Do not respect at all. If you see the blue thing anywhere, whether it be the internet, real life, in a book for some reason, just make sure to either run away, close the tab, burn the book, and all in all do whatever you can to destroy this piece of scum. Treat her like the bitch she is since thats what she deserves.

Joe: Hey yuri do you wanna see this picture of my Waifu her names Aqua
Yuri: Sure
Joe: (pulls up picture of the blue thing)
Yuri: Get that shit outta here (takes phone, deletes all photos Joe has saved of the blue thing and throws it to the ground) You piece of human shit, why are you so fucking insufferable to have the fucking blue thing as your waifu?You are a fucking disgrace to all weebs there are!

the blue thing by I fucked a pussy that shit wet November 26, 2019

Conversational Blue Balls 

When someone brings up a topic when talking but immediately drops it and refuses to switch back to the dropped topic.

Conversational Blue Balls is when:

"Goodness, did you hear about what happened?"

"What happened?"

"Anyways, I'm gonna go."

"Wait, what happened?"

"Oh, don't worry about it."

Conversational Blue Balls by T.R.S. January 1, 2008

double blue veiner 

1)When a man becomes so aroused that two blood vessels begin to pulse urgently along his shaft.
2)A great rage that causes the rager to have veins swollen on his or her forehead.

1)Maggie dabbled with Bobby's nubbins until a double blue veiner was upon her.
2)The kids would badger their mom until a double blue veiner danced across her brow. They knew then it was time to skedaddle out of there and go watch Blues Clues.

double blue veiner by Pantaloon January 24, 2008

out of the blue and into the black 

When you leave a bad situation, only to stumble into one much worse. Derived from Neil Young's song 'Hey Hey, My My'.

"I never should have left school, things just went out of the blue and into the black."

out of the blue and into the black by Alex Quantashassle June 29, 2006

light blue nail polish 

When a girl has light blue nail polish it is code for “I have a boyfriend” because when a girl asks a guy what color she should get her nails done, he will typically say “light blue”

Boy: “do you want to go on a date with me.”
Girl: “have you looked at my nails?”
Boy: “ oh your wearing light blue nail polish. Sorry.”

light blue nail polish by Fruit.Loop May 28, 2021

red vs blue 

A wholly unfunny, unoriginal, and retarded piece of flaming shit made by a couple of douchebags who lounge around all day with their shitloads of cash that they get from stupid fans that think they care at all about them instead of actually making the 5 minute pieces of said flaming shit. Srsly now they only just reached 100 episodes after running it since 2004, what the fuck. It was kind of funny at first but that was fucked up when they decided to make a ludicrously stupid story that came to a "we couldnt finish what we started" kind of gay ending. The forums were pretty good too till they got fucked up by the flood of stupid Galo 2 mainstream fanboys and the moderators became Tyrannical fucks.

Normal person: Hey lets go do something outside.

C@b0os3F@n36: Fuck that I need to sit on Red vs Blue so I can
wait for the next episode that I paid $10 to get
one day earlier. LOL Donut said something gay
and Church is being a dick HAHAHHAHAHALOL.

red vs blue by WTF is a Rosie! January 2, 2009

bitter blue 

Term characterizes the hopeless state of total isolation--anomie.

Only the walls speak during my bitter blue moments.

bitter blue by Muyuna February 5, 2005