When all else fails.
Read the directions.
Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
Read the directions.
Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!
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Saying that you're going to FedEx and never coming back to work.
The act of "teleworking" but not actually doing any work.
Saying that you're going to FedEx and never coming back to work.
The act of "teleworking" but not actually doing any work.
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I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!
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