jolly dick

Dick in the Christmas season

When he pulls up with your Christmas present being that jolly dick though

by Shmittenlicker December 3, 2016

Cabbage dick

When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank

Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.

by Marine purple August 6, 2016

Dick Greedy

A woman who will never ever introduce you to any of her female friends because she wants all the dick to herself.

Man A
"Hey man, why won't that chick introduce me to any her friends?"
Man B
"Because she's reserving all the dicks for herself. She's dick greedy."

by Crobbin March 23, 2019

familiar dick

The dick you ve been training for years to please you. Is always there when you ll need it and always in the same level.

There is that one dude you ve been hooking up for years and sometimes you tried something new but you always go back to him. That's familiar dick

by HenOne January 21, 2021

Dick Sister

A female who has dated/fucked the same guy you have

Shannon and Sharon both dated Dustin, therefore they are dick sisters.

by Paayton December 4, 2018

Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.

"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"

by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011

Dick doodled

The act of drawing a dick on someones homework paper when they are not looking. Often with a pen so that they can't erase it.

Wow, did I really just get dick doodled? Miss Joebob will kill me if she sees this.

by Hitlers evil twin November 23, 2010