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west virgina water slide

A west virgina water slide is when your ramming your bologna poney into your inbred west virgina sister and her fish flaps are so foamy it creates a waterfall that trickles down and lubricates her dirt star.
During the firework show we heard junior giving Darla the ol west virgina water slide on the tailgate.
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The Michael Cera Water Hose 

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.
Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

Back door water heater 

When one partner sits on the face of another partner while holding in a hot water enema.
That hot chick in accounting just offered me a back door water heater, should I go for it?

make me water 

to make someone squirt/ejaculate, usually a female.
“Make me sweat, make me hotter. Make me lose my breath, make me water.”
make me water by bsf lay March 13, 2024

Wade in the water 

Slave 1: MASA IS COMING!!

Slave 2 Sings: “You got to wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children.”

gallon of water over you

To be one step ahead or one level above someone
Guy 1: I just got a B+ on the test
Guy 2: I got an A+, I got a gallon of water over you
Guy 1: You still ugly though

a metal water bottle 

wooosh

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAANGngangang..

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH YOU?! THAT a metal water bottle WAS LOUD AS FUCK!"