Sir Elton John 

Incredible musician Knighted by the one and only Queen Elizabeth II, hosted SNL, In Billboards Top 5 Best selling artists of ALL time. Known for flamboyant outfits on stage and meaningful lyrics, with just incredible rhythm. He is also a Gay Icon married to Canadian Filmmaker David Furnish. He has 2 (adopted) children!

Sir Elton John is performing on stage, I wonder what his outfit will be this time

Sir Elton John by Auswatt February 17, 2022

Mick St. John 

Lead character in the NBC series Moonlight.
The show revolves around Mick St. John, a Detective who happens to be a vampire.

He's a really cool guy, even if he's not real.

Dude to his Gf "Can we watch the game tonight?"

Gf "Nope, I need my Mick Fix"

Dude "Man, why don't you just marry frekin Mick St. John...danm"

Mick St. John by ryderman January 17, 2009

Mr. John 

The most romantic man in any conceivable universe. The kind of guy you can’t get enough of, because he’s so hilarious, and generous, and reassuring, and makes you feel great about yourself. He has a way of turning every situation into something positive. If you can win this man’s heart, you are incredibly lucky.

I love you, Mr. John.

Mr. John by AmatoTheBeloved February 14, 2020

Prank him, John

Have rough anal sex with

John: Yo, it looks like Adam fell asleep first.

Marus: Prank him, John!

John: Haha! You already know.

*clap clap clap*

Adam: OH! YOOO!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Prank him, John by papadusty June 4, 2023

St. John's School 

A private school in Houston, Texas. That is very good and challenging to get into. Besides being very intelligent the kids there tend to be exceptional at Field Hockey, Lacrosse and many other things.

Did you hear St. John's School won the Souther Prepatory Conference for field hockey this year?

St. John's School by sjs2010 October 4, 2010

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield 

A guy who only ever won the tag team titles for a short time and was european champ for less than a week before losing it at a house show that was suddenly made out to be a big time player on smackdown! because all the big names are on RAW now. A clothesline is not a finishing move. And the WWE champ shouldn't have such crap intro music... a cow fucking moo's in it...

JBL is the WWE champ? WTF?!?!

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield by The Oz July 18, 2004

Amy-John 

A lesbian. Plain and simple.

Don't try and hit on those women over there, they are a bunch of Amy-Johns.

Amy-John by Nerd Flanders February 28, 2015