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suck a fart 

When things are going badly, or from bad to worse, you may be considered to be "sucking farts" or "sucking a fart";
generally have a shit time of it;
Man, we're so busy at work, i'm just sucking farts all day;
My team lost the grand final - suck a fart;
suck a fart by Sally fart sucker October 3, 2008
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Key Fart 

When one mistypes what one wishes to type. A mistype of a minimum of one (1) key.
John ate a nonkey last Saturaday.

Key Farts in the above sentence:
nonkey = monkey
Saturaday = Saturday.
Key Fart by JayunsPlanet July 29, 2006

BRAIN FART 

where you can't think of something, can't remember something
me: do you remember why you swirved when we were in the truck?
liza: no i am having a brain fart!
me: huh?
liza: i cant think/remember!
me: ohh
liza: it was so i didnt hit that turtle!
BRAIN FART by Neelyk June 22, 2010

Bastard Fart

A bastard fart is when a lady quiefs, and a cum bubble comes out.
She was just laying there, and she turned to me and said that was definetly a bastard fart.
Bastard Fart by mr. aric burns September 28, 2011

four banger fart/dump

Whenever you take a dump and you poop along with make a fart noise that is a result of air in the stomach, possibly heartburn. This fart will last more than ten seconds and is rather loud for a fart. It will sound like a 4 cylinder car shifting gears in fart form. It is possible that you can poop loosely too.
A four banger fart/dump sounds like a four cylinder car shifting gears and is very similar to shotgun pooping, but you do not feel a rush to go to the toilet. This poop will sometimes come out with force. The farting/poop sounds are more of an explaination for this. Four banger/fart dump, shotgun poop ( if there is a pause between the rushed dump as in diaherrea.

pan fart 

man, you have just pan farted
pan fart by phil mayor May 24, 2003