malibulivin's definitions

turkish fart

When you try to sneak a fart out and it turns into messy surprise

Otto had to leave work early to change out his pants after squirting out a turkish fart

by malibulivin March 22, 2008

Trouser Spider

a skid mark in your pants. usually common on those who wear no underwear. a greasy fart that squirts into the pants.

After a greasy fart, Otto rushed to the bathroom, pulled down his pants, and to his surprise had fouled himself. The distinct markings of a trouser spider could be seen in the seat of his britches.

by malibulivin May 18, 2012