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Russian tap water 

A cocktail consisting of

Vodka
Water
Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later

Sleep and water 

What a poor kid eats when they can’t find food in the pantry for dinner. Your little tummy is grumbling, so you sleep and drink water.
Robert: Damn I’m so hungry. I had some sleep and water last night.

Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.
Sleep and water by Chroxity3 June 9, 2023

Sounds like water's traveling through your balls 

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.
"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."

Bottle of water 

Used to make fun of bri-ish people AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAH
A: do you want a drink with that sir
B: oh sure, can i get a bo'oh'o wa'er
A: can you say that again
B: what bo oh o wa er
A: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA U FORGOT YOUR T'S OR SOMETHING "mate" DID YOU RUN OUT OF "T" BECAUSE U DRANKED IT ALL, ITS BOTTLE OF WATER U IDIOT
B:nah this man violating

Las Vegas Water Tower 

Going face down at your friends crotch in a public pool while they piss out all the alcohol.
Dude did you see the Las Vegas Water Tower Hunter took from Corey yesterday?

Smoke on the Water 

the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you
Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water