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teach a man to fish saying

something someone named leo can’t stop saying
the teach a man to fish saying is said like this, “If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.” - john leo penn
by bskakanwkjsbsjsj August 10, 2022
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Umbrella Fish

Stretching your nutsack over someone’s face under water, or near a pool or body of water.
Mike just passed out on the boat and I umbrella fished the shit out of him.
by Bands731 August 23, 2021
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Fish Out Of Water

1. Being in unfamiliar territory.
2. Vagina spasms which resemble a fish gasping for air. This can be acomplished in many ways but the face down on the floor with an ironically wet orgasm most resembles a fish out of water.

also note:
There are plenty of fish in the sea... meaning theres a lot of hoes out there or there tasty fish to nourish your soul.

Contary to other definitions slapping a beauty with the beast in the face is actually called a classic bitch slap not a fish out of water.
Last night, Becky was so hot and bent that she had a fish out of water for my dent dick.

Cory Edwards dick is so fucking hott! I had a fish out of water when I saw that juicy head... I was like fill up my belly button like a sweedish gas station.
by openInvent June 17, 2018
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fishing without bait

A trifling women who brings nothing to the table that is looking for a man to provide and enable all her bratty habbits, in a relationship or marriage that will inevitably fail
Dennis- "Yo bruh I that b*tch hasn't ever been in a relationship longer then 2 months, she really thinks some man is just gonna love and spoil her when all she do is cuss, cheat and ask for money"
-Rufus "Ain't no man fallin for dat bullshit," "She fishing without bait"
"That b*tch brings absolutely nothing to the table bruh c'mon nahh"
by Charger392keepslidin June 3, 2025
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getting fish

When you are so desperate for pussy, that you don't care where its been.
Hey bro, I'm getting fish tonight with Sydney.

I hear she doesn't clean herself dude.
I don't care, I need that pussy.
by Reyality_ February 5, 2021
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fishing simulator

a roblox game where if you dont have robux you will ultimately fail and you will have no purpose to live
jeff: hey dude, i have no robux, please help me in fishing simulator
lvl 1000 virgin: n o
by boifend April 24, 2021
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fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.
John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina
by Mat365 January 22, 2018
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