woodshed

To beat an opponant comfortably. In soccer terms, its equivelent to a goal difference of 4 between teams.

'haha,you got taken to the woodshed!!! '
'lol he got woodsheded!'

by theMaddog October 13, 2005

Canada Woods

Everyone in roleplay should know her. If you don't, you're obviously the biggest, most stupid n00b ever. This is to everyone in roleplay or joined roleplay (duh). Canada Woods is the most well known/"popular" girl in roleplay. Everyone seems to respect her and idolize her as if she is immortal. People try to copy her and make hate sites for her just cause they can't find another person to obsess to, but someone by the name of Canada Woods. She's not actually hated, people just wanna get to her brain and make her perform a bad scene and ruin her own reputation. Again, I don't see her messing up anything about herself. Plus, not like everyone is friends with her, but they try, want, need to be friends with her, just to get 5 minutes of the spotlight or probably use her. Except Miss Woods is highly clever of some sort. I can't seem to track down the reason why she is clever to ditch the suck-ups and make the haters back off. Again, she has so many, many, many lovers. No one knows why she's popular, but some say that she's known because of her name. Not true. There's just something else, but I can't seem to track it. Canada was an unusual name to everyone out there who roleplays, but then the name 'Canada' got shot out to the whole wide community of RP and now everyone is familiar with that name. There's so much with this girl. I just don't know how to explain her. Just that she's the biggest "rolebrity" out there right now. Everyone is obsessed and just waiting to receive a reply from her. Even if it's two words, the world goes insanely happy and crazy. STATS/FACTS: She has a boyfriend name Jake Mraz, and she seems to praise him and love him even though he doesn't sign on Myspace much. Even if he's not a Myspace lover, she still loves the him a lott and they're probably one of the couples that can actually have a real relationship. They must be talking on aim a lot, I assume. / She has two nieces? I think it's that Shiloh and Brooklyn Bombshell. Idk if Shiloh still has her Rockafeller name, but Canada is their aunt. / She has/had (?) a sister name Baybayleaf (another popular) who is rather mean and ignorant. Baybayleaf and Canada are on and off with the whole sib thing. Canada is too nice and Baybayleaf is just always doing something wrong to upset her sister. Are they still talking and are they still sisters? We don't know / Canada has a best friend name Jr and this other one name Easy Cullen? Question is, has Canada and Jr ever been in a relationship with each other and how long have they been best friends? Plus, who is Easy? She pops out of nowhere and becomes second or first on Canada's top when the rest of the roleplay world wants to be able to be on there. / Canada has a grandson? I think his name is Patrick and they seem pretty close, but pretty distant. Although, I must say that they are tight with each other, like best friends for life -- grandmama & grandson.. awww. / Last stat&fact is that Canada prefers small tops. I've never seen her with a huge top before, considering she's a very private person and likes to keep close friends on a small number of her top. Why? Also, people think she's inspirational and they look up to her. If you were to ask somebody about a famous rper that they look up to or like, they'd say somewhat like Canada Woods. I've heard too much of her name before. It's addicting, I say. But I'm not obsessed. So basically, this is part of the definition of who Canada Woods is. P.S. If you ask anyone who'd they prefer more, Canada Woods or Paul Chevise aka Paulpaulshake (the most popular two on roleplay), then people would say Canada Woods.

If you were wondering.. Yes, I used to own a popular site, but I wasn't an owner of a hate site. I have no need to start a gossip site either and ramble around wasting my time, but I feel like people should know about Canada. I'm only giving her more fame and face, but that's because I think she deserves it and I have no clue why.

Canada Woods roleplay well known popular famous better than paulpaulshake

girl1: dude, do you know who canada woods is???
girl2: fuck, are you kidding? what kind of shit are you smoking?! everyone knows who she is.

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Anonymous: So who do you think is the most well known girl on RP?
Replier: uhhh.. Canada Woods

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girl A: OMFG, i just commented canada woods
girl B: dude, you're so brave. -.- like seriously, i would never do that..
(3 MINUTES LATER)
girl A: ahhh!! canada replied to me! omg
girl B: -breathes hard and almost suffocates- she did?! damnnn. im gonna comment her tomorrow then :D
girl A: bitch!! i commented her first!!!!

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guy1: So dude, everyone's talking about Canada Woods.
guy2: Haha, yeah I know. It's kinda... obsessing.
guy1: Yeah man. About all the things they say about her, it's all good shit. It kinda makes me into her.
guy2: HAHA! Into her? like...
guy1: No! I mean, into her as in she's attractive. I wanna get to know her someday. It'd be cool. cause basically everyone is obsessed with her man. It's sick, but in a good way.
guy2: haha, I know. my girlfriend and her friends talk about Canada sometimes.


WOW-WOW-WOW.

by popularitykickass December 20, 2008

I wanna make a Tiger Woods with her.

I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.

"I wanna make a Tiger Woods with her." because her breasts are exotic to me.

by Sowadi January 16, 2009

woodside lube

jerking off with any lubricant possible

i jerked off with woodside lube yesturday

by stephen k. May 6, 2006

Woobs

The shivers that you get after taking a piss.

Girl: Why is there piss all over the seat?
Guy: I had some crazy woobs

by Intimate Tuna March 22, 2011

Woodsy

1. Abnormally large beaver, usually leader of a group. They can be distinguished by their huge, sharp, Spongebob like teeth.
2. Adjective describing an abnormally erect penis, usually in embarrassing situation.

1. Dude, last night a Woodsy totally crashed my car window.
2. The teacher started yelling at him and he kept getting woodsier.

by El chiuaua March 4, 2011

Woodstock North High School

Recently opened in 2008. It's sort of a crappy school mainly because there are no traditions laid down and all the sports and fine arts opportunities/curriculums suck. We have no reputation except being the "new" school. The auditorium is rather nice though, probably the best in our district. There's only 906 people that go there but it feels super crowded. Females can't wear real shorts or tank tops because the staff feels that they will attract pedo's. unfortunately females just want to cool off. our mascot is thunder which is kind of stupid and ridiculous because we don't actually have a mascot and if we did, it would probably be something ridiculous like a guy dressed up in a thundercloud costume. our colors are teal, black, and silver which is pretty uncommon so that's good. The name of this school is so unoriginal I almost cried when they officially named it Woodstock North High School. That sounds just like Woodstock High School except they added the word north in there. very unoriginal. Our school isn't even North of the other school. So yeah. Overall a brand new school that I don't enjoy going to because there isn't a good reputation and the sports/music/art/and theater opportunities suck. If you like a new, bland school then this is the school for you.

Where do you go to high school again?

Woodstock North High School.

Oh, that new place?

yeah..

haha! your football team lost against us.... 4 times in a row!

by WNHS August 29, 2011