4 definitions by theMaddog

boffer

A real fat bastard, often a pie merchant.

'you fat boffer'
Or, just look at someone and say 'boffer'

by theMaddog October 13, 2005

gunkouse

A British Victorian era word for vagina.

"I just spunked in ye mum's gunkouse last night."

by theMaddog May 7, 2014

Woodhouse

A double woodshed, oe the basic total destruction of an opponent. In soccer terms its an 8 goal difference between teams. see also Putting on a clinic and taken to school

'hahah you got totally bummed at pro ev! it was a double woodshed, no wait, it was a woodhouse!'

by theMaddog October 13, 2005

woodshed

To beat an opponant comfortably. In soccer terms, its equivelent to a goal difference of 4 between teams.

'haha,you got taken to the woodshed!!! '
'lol he got woodsheded!'

by theMaddog October 13, 2005