boffer

A real fat bastard, often a pie merchant.

'you fat boffer'
Or, just look at someone and say 'boffer'

by theMaddog October 13, 2005

Woodhouse

A double woodshed, oe the basic total destruction of an opponent. In soccer terms its an 8 goal difference between teams. see also Putting on a clinic and taken to school

'hahah you got totally bummed at pro ev! it was a double woodshed, no wait, it was a woodhouse!'

by theMaddog October 13, 2005

gunkouse

A British Victorian era word for vagina.

"I just spunked in ye mum's gunkouse last night."

by TheMadDog May 07, 2014

woodshed

To beat an opponant comfortably. In soccer terms, its equivelent to a goal difference of 4 between teams.

'haha,you got taken to the woodshed!!! '
'lol he got woodsheded!'

by theMaddog October 13, 2005