Alabama Whack-a-Mole

The act of prolapsing your sexual partners asshole, then whacking it with a penis or fist until it retracts itself back into the body. Repeat for maximum entertainment.

One time the Hub made Disney Princesses asshole fall out and proceeded to play a 5 hours game of alabama whack-a-mole with it. Indian Style, no lube.

by chron-or May 30, 2009

sack whack

to be smacked in the scrotum very fast and very painfully.

" hey, whats wrong with you?"

"i just got sack whacked"

by krl November 12, 2003

Sniff 'n Whack

The act of smelling/sniffing a girls vagina or asshole and masturbating to that pleasant, erotic scent.

Dude 1- "See that girl over there?"

Dude 2- "Yeah why?"

Dude 1- "She forced me to Sniff 'n Whack :/.."

Dude 2- "My condolences, dude...."

by NIFFNACK June 16, 2011

What the whack

When someone does something weird or unordinary but it's not serious enough to say what the hell

What the whack was that shit

by Mondy101 November 23, 2017

cock whack

a game guys play in which they walk around with half-filled water bottles which they use to hit other players in their junk when they are not paying attention. They must yell "COCK WHACK!" for it to count.

As I stood there staring at a nice pair of tits, my moment of peace was interrupted by an immense pain coming from my groin as a water bottle smacked into it. As I collapsed to the ground holding my agonizing manhood, I heard Nick yell, "COCK WHACK!".

by chester b. arthur February 21, 2011

mighty whack

The act of spreading one's butt cheeks and throwing them together to create a loud "whacking" sound.

"Last night, I used my hands to spread my butt cheeks and whack them together. That is called doing The Mighty Whack."

by Tabey June 14, 2007

Jimmy Whack

N. A crass yet novel insult asserting that a person is, in essence, the personified act of male masturbation. Best used in moderation and in lieu of traditional slander due to its absurdity and memorable sting.

1 .Hey Jimmy Whack, what are we wearing tonight?

2. Did you see that guy cut in line? What a Jimmy Whack!

by Europe Penyen January 25, 2010