hey jimmy i want to play fortnite 

oh hell no jayden hell no

hey jimmy i want to play fortnite means you dont want to play fortnite

hey jimmy i want to play fortnite by ReezeX May 13, 2019

I want to do your homework 

1. The will to have sexual intercourse with someone.
2.Wanting to fuck the shit out of another person

A: God, i have so much homework to do for class tomorow.
B: Baby, i want to do your homework!

I want to do your homework by harriecunt February 15, 2009

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Phrase used in polite company. Literal translation is "There's no fricking way I am going to have sex with your fat ugly ass." Used in conjunction with the horrendous phrases "You're a nice guy but..." and "It's not you, it's me."

While I appreciate that you've actually taken a bath for the first time since 1983, I just...don't want to ruin our friendship...

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Paul Wartenberg July 11, 2004

I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator 

A reference to the film American Beauty. Basically just slang for, "I'd like to buy some pot."

The young man strolled up to the dealer, nodding to him.
"I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator"

I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator by TFE October 26, 2006

dont want it corporal 

not wanting to partake in an activity,as in the gay lad in the first series of bad lads army who couldnt take anymore of the said corporals orders.

manager to overworked temp,"i want the taylor report on my desk by tommorow morning.temp "DONT WANT IT CORPORAL"

dont want it corporal by mart70 April 26, 2009

do you want a hammer? 

This is said when someone unintentionally makes a loud noise.

1) *Drops plate*
2) Do you want a hammer?

do you want a hammer? by ducky1608 March 31, 2007

I do what I want 

Spoken when you did something that you wanted to do, and everyone else just wasn't smart, or dumb, enough to do it.

Why did I just punch you in the face? Because I do what I want.

I do what I want by AngryPOPTART January 14, 2011