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tosserish

to behave in a dumb way. or to act like a tosser
bush and blair are the embodiment of tosserish behaviour. nuff said
by chadsexington4 October 4, 2006
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toaster streudle

a sexual technique between a guy and a girl that involves a guy pulling his dick out the girl right before he is about to jizz, then jizzing all over her chest and stomach area, making a zig zag like pattern that reflects a patern made on toaster streudles.
Dave did a toaster streudle on his bitch because she likes hot cum all over her.

(Verb) He toaster streudled that hoe.
by FunkMasterFlex447 May 26, 2009
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Toaster Scrambler

A Toaster Scrambler is a room full of hot sweaty men either naked or partially clothed and derives from the Pillsbury treat Toaster Scramblers. The scene gets it name from the tasty treat due to the Pillsbury item involving a large amount of usually meaty items packed into a hot steamy, doughy, and toasted environment. A toaster scrambler is in no way, shape or form gay although there appear to be many homoerotic undertones accompanying it in the varying cultures where these scenes of sweat, stench, and abundant man meat appear.
Leah: You will never believe what I walked into at the YMCA tonight.
Steve: What happened?
Leah: I took a right when I was supposed to take a left and I walked right into a toaster scrambler that looked like it dated back at least to the 1940's.
by Let'sGetTropical July 27, 2013
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tosser

a person who tosses their partner around during sex.
"Did you enjoy your evening with Brandon last night?"
"I did! He turned out to be quite the tosser. Of course, that can be a lot for some people. But I enjoyed it."
by papaya_girl August 10, 2023
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Bed Tester

An unemployed person living off benefits and who lies in bed all afternoon doing nothing and is proud of the fact they are not actively seeking work
Paul:''so joe what do you work at?'' Joe:''im a bed tester LOL''
by Easylover August 9, 2009
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PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER

1 )making a comeback to a joke that goes to far. 2 )dissing some one who just made a smart remark. 3 )making a big deal out of a simple joke. 4 )starting a fight.
person 1: what is up with them lame ass clothes?
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!
by OhShizleIzleGar May 10, 2011
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Toaster Strudle

A food that is way better then Pop tarts. It has filling inside and a slighty crunchy flaky crust outside. With icing that YOU apply on top!!! :)
That toaster strudle was sure delicious and BETTER then a pop tart!
by TheLittle September 3, 2010
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