tomcuc

1.To be sexy.
2.One that is cooler than Symon

1.Tomcuc is the sexy shizz
2.Tomcuc said,'Fuck you Symon, go back to ur basement'.

by edVolution April 23, 2008

toochis tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.

Also see tittie tax.

-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?

-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.

by Jareau September 1, 2009

torch

To set fire to a small wad of toilet paper in the toilet bowl in a public or private bathroom, an attempt to mask the horrific odor after a bowel movement.

Taken from the act of torching an automobile to cover up the evidence or dead bodies inside.

I torched the bathroom at Taco Bell after binge drinking at the college football game and eating several bean burritos.

by Horace P. Manure September 25, 2009

Tonching

A word used to gross out your girlfriend.

Eddie grossed out his girlfriend by texting tonching to her.

by geecarr85 August 14, 2010

TomCruiseTurtle

The result of lots of hard work put in to creating one of the best gamer tags in the world too bad for the creators it did not make it but can still be found playing games to this day unless its like a super long time after this definition i posted.

It can be mistaken for TomCruiseDick

You were killed by TomCruiseTurtle" "ahh damnit...... hehe

by TomCruiseTurtle September 7, 2010

tomahawk

The quick thrusting of a penis into a males neck followed by ejaculation

Woah he just tomahawked all over him!

by smitty1285 November 27, 2010

torch bazooka

A game played among friends when the heights of joblessness is reached. The opponent points out a target. The player then positions the torch on his shoulder (like a bazooka) in the switched off mode, and switches on the torch. If the beam of light, hits the target, 1 point to the player. Then the opponent has his go with the torch

Player 1: "C'mon man, let's play torch bazooka"

Player 2: "K, give me a target"

Player 1: "That tree behind the gate"

Player 2: Positions the torch on the shoulder and switches on the torch. The beam hits the tree. "Woo hoo, got it"

Player 1: My turn

Player 2: The water tank

by santaklawze August 2, 2012