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Sandwich Surgery

The operation performed when something you do not want ends up on your sandwich. Usually accomplished by carefully peeling or wiping the unwanted ingredient off the bread.
They put mayo and tomatoes on my turkey sandwich. Looks like I'm gonna have to perform Sandwich Surgery.
by XDNFX July 16, 2009
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Nurple Surker

A roommate that kisses, sucks nipple...etc while another roommate is in the room. Associated with a "nurple surking" sound. Incredibly painful to witness and can often lead to depression, crying, random outrage, chronic masturbation. Suggested cures: Headphones, Nyquil, snoring loudly, chronic masturbation (while in room), rat poison, reciting the words "Shut the fugg up, I am still here and can hear you!".
Roommate 1, "Yea Mom, my room mate is a nurple surker, i'm going to drop out of college."

Roommate 1, "God damn nurple surkers kept me up all night."
by Archie604 April 6, 2010
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Epyckej Serfer

A shitty discord server thats ran by a czech drunkard and some random retards as mods, it became ssu 3.0 after its mods started a mass ban wave of the ogs after the server got warned by discord tos.
-bruh i got banned on ssu for being polish
-same, join epyckej serfer its better

-dude ssu is so dead where the ogs at?
-theyre on epyckej serfer
by Just.Revan July 6, 2022
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breast enlargement surgery

A wonderful work of God, a gift to every straight man, lesbian, slut, self-aware robot man or genetic mutant. Praise!
My girlfriend had breast enlargement surgery, it ruined my life. I once got lost in there for three weeks.
by El Diablo de 1 October 23, 2013
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labyrinth of suffering

the labyrinth = suffering + doing wrong and having wrong things happen to you + pain.
alaska young questions miles halter, from john green's looking for alaska, “How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!” which is a quote from one of alaska's life library books. to which miles later answers with, "The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive."
alaska: "how will i ever escape this labyrinth of suffering?"
miles: "the only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive."
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Laparoscopic surgery

, also called minimally invasive surgery (MIS), bandaid surgery, or keyhole surgery, is a modern surgical technique in which operations in the abdomen are performed through small incisions (usually 0.5–1.5 cm) as opposed to the larger incisions needed in laparotomy.
Laparoscopic surgery
by Irfan Ansari January 28, 2012
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keyhole surgery

While this sounds like a slang term, it has nothing to do with other previously provided definitions for keyhole. It is a medical euphemism for laproscopic surgery done through a very small incision.
The doctor recommended keyhole surgery as it would leave only a very small scar.
by Paule Poisson May 4, 2006
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