Speak To The Judge

commonly refered to as giving a blowjob.

a paraphrase for radio, often used on the Maxwell Show

"you're going out with john tonight, you gonna speak to the judge?"

"I was going through my daughter's phone, and found a picture of her speaking to the judge."

by Jordan1234567 December 19, 2008

Speaker Rape

1. When some penis head blows up your speakers on your fully sick sterio.

2. When you turn your speakers to full til they blow-the-fuck up.

'' oh fuck i totally raped your speakers man sorry.''

''Thats speaker rape, i guess that makes us even since i raped your mum last night.''

''you sick fuck''

by SexyNigga123 July 31, 2009

Spak

Spak is when you take roman noodles and put them in a persons asshole. While in the persons asshole light it on fire. While it is on fire, the men need to put an ice cube in there pee hole. You will need at least 100 men to do this. After they all had sex with the person, wait 2 minutes for the water and seamen to boil. Once it starts to boil put in the seasoning. Now that it is ready, sit down and eat it.

Person: Hey, you want to spak?

You: No, I still have scares from the last time!

Person: Come on, please?

You: Well, I am hungry

by BallseyJones February 22, 2010

Splakaveli

A man who is very good in bed."Splakavillain" can be used for a varient. This word derives from "Tupac/Makaveli." Makaveli is thought to be the don thug of the rap game, So Splakaveli is the don sexual beast.

Hey did you hear that "John Doe" had "Lisa" going all night. Yah she told me he's splakaveli under the sheets.

by Von J November 30, 2007

salako

Salako (so ala ko) it is a yoruba name which means 'the one who is wrapped in a white cloth'. It comes from a very rich ancestral background dating back to the 60's. Salako's are believed to be very a quiet and distinct family who were very particular about doing good and leaving a good name with who ever they encontered.
Royalty has been traced to the salakos in ancient Ijebuland Nigeria.

my name is cheif, elder kayode salako from the Ogun state royal salako family

by k_sala July 28, 2018

Monkey Spakle

A. When a monkey spuges on the shower to re do the caulking.

B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.

C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.

D. Bananna Flavored Cum

When you run out of caulk all you have is monkey spakle.

by I Cup In January 10, 2006

white-speak

1) n.: How a typical Caucasian American with a suit and tie would speak. Sounds very proper without any slang and each letter is enunciated with care. In addition to no slang, there also aren't any contractions such as "aren't", "isn't"

2) n.: The voice of a typical Caucasian American teenager. Usually said toward an African American.

Definition 1:

Caucasian: "Well hello there Lamar, how is your basketball practice going?"

Lamar: "Man, fuck you and your white-speak!"

Definition 2:

Lamar *with a high pitched voice*: "Hey guys, how's it going?"

Tyrone: "Oh shit, this nigga got whitespeak! Run before we catch it!"

by nbamike May 27, 2011