Stop Light Shuffle

You are driving along, when suddenly, the light turns yellow! Unfortunately, you're at that awkward distance where you can clear the light if you speed up, but easily stop with plenty of room. The Stop Light Shuffle is when, while you're deciding between the two options, you move your foot back and forth rapidly between the gas and brake pedals.

"While heading home from work today, I did the Stop Light Shuffle at almost every light."

by Acehalo2 April 30, 2010

Airborne Shuffle

A term originating in the U.S Army referring to a soldier jogging very slowly (usually so slow that a walking person could overtake them) , as if weighed down by equipment.
The Airborne regularly engage in the activity of running with all of their equipment.

"Hey, soldier,keep running, don't walk, Airborne Shuffle if you have to"

by dood87 April 14, 2010

smuffin

A muffin with smud as frosting, that you feed to your one night stand.

Good morning! Care for a smuffin?

by smudder November 22, 2010

Smuffacated

When a fat chick sits on your face making it almost impossible to breath.

When ol'girl sat on my face last night I had to tapout or blackout, she almost smuffacated me with those thighs.

by Dirty Aryan May 4, 2009

Slufferin

A cross between the words "Buffering" and "Sluffin." When a streaming online video won't play or buffer fast enough, therefore "slufferin."

Man, this video is straight slufferin.

by juhnlaaa June 28, 2009

scuffed

Having inferior quality, especially of something or someone that was previously good.

This is such a scuffed party.
These pants are so scuffed now.

by Periof January 12, 2017

Shepp Shuffle

(1) A lilting Happy movement.
(2) To Avoid.
buis. (3) To Dodge unhappy management staff.
govt. (4) A dance often used to achieve mayoral status in a community.

John! You have Shepp shuffled out of that assignment. I can't believe they bought that excuse!

by John October 15, 2004