Buffering

Buffering refers to that period of time that you lost previous to when you suddenly become aware you are now not doing anything. This is your brain trying to load normal function and cognition whilst enhanced or debilitated by mind altering drugs. The time you were buffering will be unbeknown to the bufferer and they will then continue with a new task or indeed the original task.

Guys what was i doing? I seem to have been buffering...I'll rack up the next line then!

by Little Face December 11, 2014

Buffering

To work the outside of a woman's vagina (including but not limited to the clitoris) without any actual finger penetration. Please see the Oxford dictionary 'to buffer"...... polishing brass to a high sheen

"i love my boyfriend more than One D right now....he buffered me like no other this morning......... absolutely no finger violation, just plain, simple and beautiful clit buffering to orgasm. It was so pleasant and buffering with love that i immediately gave him deep throat...and instantaneous reaction that every woman will naturally feel after a good buffering"

by smithyof's May 22, 2014

Buffering

buffering is foreplay of the anus making it loose enough to insert your penis in without the use of lubrication.

fred was buffering mary as she chose dry for that evening and he did not want to cause her harm.

by beardocaravaner April 16, 2009

Buffering

When your stuck, paused, brain fart, loading.. waiting in silence for no apparent reason.

*suffer from CRS- Can't Remember Shit!

I was buffering while standing in the store looking for something.

In the middle of my conversation I started buffering.

by Kr8zi2D January 28, 2018

Buffering

The random pauses or forgetfulness in conversations that make you wait for details that aren't important anyway...

(Girl) "So the other day... I... uh... wait what was I saying?"
(Guy) "Buffering..."
(Girl) "SHUT UP! oh yeah I had like 6 cheeseburgers. I'm sooooo fat!"
(Guy) -Walking away- "What a dumb bitch..."

by truefortyfive July 31, 2012

Buffering

The time after a recently ended relationship where "getting back together" could still be possible as neither parties items have not been returned and finalizations have not been made.

"what is the status of your relationship with him"
"oh we are currently buffering"

by blckhrtnlv July 20, 2008

buffering

That stupid annoying fucking shit that delays viewing of pleasurable video entertainment via the internet. RealPlayer grossly exploits this atrocity of humanity.

"Buffering . . . "

by mikeschneider May 17, 2006