Slumberjack

The act of masturbating onto a sleeping person.

"She drank too much and passed out early so I slumberjacked her."

by The Boogieman September 15, 2012

Slumbitch

Similar to fucktard, but with more ownage.

"Static is such I slumbitch"

by play_5 February 3, 2003

slum

An item bought by the gross (144 to a box) that has flash but is of generally much less than perceived value. Used by a lot of urban merchants as "dollar" items or throw away stuff.

I chilled out the mark who was ranged up about the bad hamburger with a piece of slum...

by Joe Bomaritto August 27, 2005

Scumstache

(noun) a term used by someone who doesn't have any better of a comeback to use, usually used by prepubescents on AIM with SNs beginning with 'roffle'

roffle needs to shave his scumstache more often imho

by C4111 December 28, 2005

slum dunny

Hungover as shit

Oh man, I'm slum dunny today!

by tazer lazer October 15, 2010

Mexican slumber party

Something that you're just not ready to hear about yet. Close cousins with the Vietnamese shame wheel.

Dude 1: Holy crap dude, last night I went to a Mexican slumber party...

Dude 2: Damn, son, how was that?

Dude 1: You're not ready to hear, man, you're not ready...

by NotReadyMan December 5, 2013

Slumbering Lumber

When you take a long nasty shit in your sleep.

I after I finished fucking this chick we went to bed, but then I woke up the next morning and discovered a slumbering lumber.

by Moseby July 12, 2010