ShitBit

A bracelet that measures how much you crap in a 24 hour period.

I just got a SHITBIT and was amazed by the massive amount of huge turds that I pushed out yesterday!

by Major Thomas May 11, 2018

Shituation

A shitty situation

person 1: I almost got shot!
person 2: Yeah that was a shituation

by oooooooooooooooooooooooooodle May 12, 2018

Shitbant

Someone who has no banter. Can not comprehend basic joking and sarcasm. Someone very boring

Me to Dan- Ben is a proper shitbant
Dan to me- I know right he’s so boring

by Fatdeekyboi June 5, 2018

ShitBitch

"ShitBitch" I'm gonna do me .... "ShitBitch" you should of been there
Means exactly what is says Shit - as in you are nothing or you are waste....

- the bomb, a loyal ass person, someone you can count on.
And Bitch- a dumb, stupid, ass female or someone who complains or yells about nothing

-a down ass female, someone who stands their ground
ShitBitch ?......

I was at the club and ShitBitch you already know thereport was problems with them bitches.

by Jteaze651 June 9, 2018

Shituated

Condenses two words into one: Shit and Situated; as in "I've got to get my shit situated".

Man, I've gotta get shituated.

by CeVincCenzeeznze June 11, 2018

Shitlationship

A relationship that is going through a shitty patch.

I'm in a shitlationship with my boyfriend who doesn't spend anytime with me anymore.

by HugglezB September 29, 2018

shituation

A situation that is shitty. Can be used literally when referring to feces. Can also be used to describe a situation you are not pleased to be in.

Peering at the kitty litter box, "I need to take care of this shituation."

Boyfriend acts like an idiot and girlfriend starts to cry. Boyfriend thinks, "How did I get myself in this shituation?"

by kateamitch November 4, 2018