by Vector Burger August 4, 2009
Get the beaver sharkmug. Something bad; awful; disappointing.
Coming from This Is Spinal Tap, when the band's CD "Shark Sandwich" is referred to in one review only as "Shit Sandwich".
Coming from This Is Spinal Tap, when the band's CD "Shark Sandwich" is referred to in one review only as "Shit Sandwich".
by Marki G June 3, 2005
Get the shark sandwichmug. A television program on US network ABC, where hopeful entrepreneurs pitch their idea to five investors and see if any of them take the bate.
by Telephony August 2, 2014
Get the Shark Tankmug. 1. A heinous yet undeniable satisfactory act where a man, ussually masked and hooded, qiuetly masturbates unnoticed in a corner until the moment prior to ejaculation, at which point he runs up to an unsuspecting woman and bestows his load upon her face, then sprints away before revenge can be enacted upon him
2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker
3. For another version, see japanese sharking
2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker
3. For another version, see japanese sharking
"Damn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo!"
Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..
Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..
by Jakndakster November 2, 2011
Get the European Sharkingmug. Sharking or the Shark Fuck
(This position takes a bit of preparation)
Sharks have 2 penises that are inserted into the female during copulation.
For a man to achieve the same thing first he must “Clone HIS Bone” (dosent count if you use any old dildo).
Once you have an exact replica of YOUR penis your ready to shark fuck.
(This position takes a bit of preparation)
Sharks have 2 penises that are inserted into the female during copulation.
For a man to achieve the same thing first he must “Clone HIS Bone” (dosent count if you use any old dildo).
Once you have an exact replica of YOUR penis your ready to shark fuck.
When I shark fuck I prefer to warm up both holes with a bit of double dipping from my own monster, when you ready to pop your cork drop the cloned bone into her snatch and surprise her sphincter with your cock.
Now fill her ass with custard…… one of the benefits of this position is she can continue to fuck her self with you (cloned) cock while you go wash the turd nuggets from under your bell ender, there is limited fall out (on your side of the bed) and if done in the morning she will probably txt you at about 10am complaining about the fart she tried to slip out on the bus that resulted in her knickers being filled with shart spooge.
Now fill her ass with custard…… one of the benefits of this position is she can continue to fuck her self with you (cloned) cock while you go wash the turd nuggets from under your bell ender, there is limited fall out (on your side of the bed) and if done in the morning she will probably txt you at about 10am complaining about the fart she tried to slip out on the bus that resulted in her knickers being filled with shart spooge.
by Lord Hanson January 21, 2010
Get the Shark Fuckmug. A battle where the two combatants place their hands above the head in an attempt to emulate the shark's top fin. The combatants then proceed to headbutt and bite each other while making shark sounds.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
Get the shark battlemug. by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
Get the shit sharkmug.