right-handed smoker

A person who does whatever he wants with no regard to the wishes of others. Someone who clearly lives by the motto that it's my way or the highway. Derived from drivers who smoke with their right hand, thus forcing the other passengers in the car to have to put up with the smoke (as opposed to smoking with their left hand and allowing the smoke to go out the window).

I tried to convince Bob to try things my way but he absolutely refused and told me he'd "do what he wants." He's a regular right-handed smoker.

by RedPony220 June 5, 2011

right-handed riemann

When one ejaculates onto the back of their own right hand, then procedes to backhand the partner on the face leaving what resembles a Riemann Sum graph.

Mason: My side hoe gave me blue balls so I came on my hand and gave that bitch a right-handed Riemann.
Connor: Damn, to be honest i'm more of a Left-Handed Riemann type of guy.

by followmeontwittertannerklinger May 8, 2017

Nah right

derived from Caribbean patois.
used as a declarative: meaning incorrect, immoral or unjust

wha de bumbaclaat gwan? dat nah right, mon.

by top shotta February 25, 2006

Upside right

Right side up but your dyslexic

Did you know isaac puts the cups upside right instead of upside down

by Peopoop February 5, 2020

you ain’t right

It’s old Southern slang meaning “you’re silly” or “you’re being funny”.

Person: *tells joke*
Other Person: *laughs* You ain’t right.

by AzaleasSuck November 21, 2018

I'm right, you're wrong, shut up.

"I'm right, you're wrong, shut up." - Eugene Lee Yang

I'm right, you're wrong, shut up. Stop complaining.

by WØĀH August 27, 2019

Right-Curve Gang

A fictional subdivision of boys (not men) who’s erect penises curve to the right rather than the left

Did you hear Ben is apart of the right-curve gang??

by Ge-Norch March 23, 2020