Richard Fitswell

Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.

Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!

Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.

Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?

Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!

by TwiztedSnowman January 08, 2022

Pulled a Richard

When one has extreme amounts of luck in a video game

Damian: Bro, how did he kill me??
Brian: He pulled a Richard on you

by Bowtechfuel69 June 25, 2018

Richard Cancer

Richard Cancer, is contractible only by people named Richard and it can occur in the little finger, scrotum, rectum or Weenus. It is treatable only by guzzling a gallon of Goat Semen each day.

"Oh Boy, my friend Dick has gotten Richard Cancer on his Weenus"

by Bammie Wham May 07, 2016

Skiddy Richard

When she attempts a Hot Richard but squeezes to hard and sharts over your clam hammer.

I accidentally gave him a Skiddy Richard, now he has shit all over his cock

by Bigped July 22, 2023

Richard Brooker

Richard Brooker is a man originally from England who moved to the United States in the early 80's. Needing a job, he answered an ad in Dramalogue magazine for the role of a large man in an un-named horror film (he is 6'3). He later discovered the role was that of psychopathic mama's boy/mass murderer Jason Voorhees, and the film was to be Friday the 13th: Part III. Since then, Brooker has starred in "Deathstalker", "Deep Sea Conspiracy", and was in an episode of "Trapper John, M.D.". Brooker now does mostly directing and TV production.

Richard Brooker was the first Jason to wear the hockey mask.

by locutusofdouche February 17, 2010

Max Richarding it

Talking in appealing high pitched voice when somewhat nervous. A boyish charm.

Brian: Man, Dick, you sure seemed nervous around Molly.
Dick: Yea, i really was Max Richarding it, wasn't I.

by thrid_wheel_on_a_unicycle February 15, 2010

Richard Pooner

Richard Pooner: Aussie slang by Australian patriotic backyard beer drinkin metal band "DEAD KELLY", to describe going to the pub to have a schooner or 10...

IM just goin to the local to have a couple of Richard Pooners and a Carmichael-hunt...

by Richard Pooner May 03, 2013