Little Brown Ring

Referring to someones asshole.

My little brown ring is packed with meat. Meaning you need to take a shit.

Can also be used to describe gay sex act -- Jose got his little brown ring packed with meat by Pedro.

by munkyxtc August 6, 2004

Saturn’s Ring

The ring around a woman’s butthole, especially when it’s darker.

Yo dude, did you see her Saturn’s Ring? It’s so much darker! I wanna fuck it so badly.

by Jackthesnacc March 24, 2020

phone ring analysis

when you call someone and they don't answer so you count the number of rings to tell if theyre either ignoring you, have their phone turned off, or if they just didnt get to their phone in time

no rings and goes straight to voicemail means theyre phone is turned off when you called.

5 or 6 rings means they just couldnt get to their phone

anything less than 3 rings means they looked at their caller id and chose to ignore

She's still mad at me because i used a phone ring analysis after i called her and it rang only once so she ignored my call

by hardhitr3 August 11, 2009

ringgold

Probably the most shitty school district in south-western Pennsylvania. Going to their high school proves that a person can actually survive 180 horrible 8 hour days without any natural sunlight.

Tom: wow ringgold is such a hell hole.

by chris zilla July 8, 2007

Cock ring

A criminal gang that terrorizes people with their large and menacing cocks.

People were screaming running away from the corner, and I saw a group of naked men brandishing their huge, menacing cocks at the terrorized crowd. I was quaking with fear, and took cover. It was the dreaded Cock ring!

by Xaime June 3, 2019

key ring party

When at a party/gathering, all the men place their key rings into a bowl. Next, each woman takes a turn and grabs a key ring at random. Which ever ring she pulls, is the man she sleeps with.

Mary and I hooked up last night at a key ring party.

by THE Dolla Bill September 11, 2010

ring sting

The after effects of ghandi's revenge or rusty water. When one's anal ring burns with intensity and is too sore to wipe clean.

John's ring sting was so bad he had to hose his rusty water off.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003