peter potamus 

A sex act involving two men and a woman. During double-anal penetration (both men putting their "Peter" in her "Potamus"), the woman starts a low howl; she is then joined by both men as their vocalizations evolve into a Hippo Hurricane Holler, which lasts either until both men ejaculate inside her or the three start laughing so much as to make sex impracticable.

Based on the cartoon character Peter Potamus, inspired by a misheard lyric from "3," the Britney Spears song about guy-guy-girl sex -- instead of "One, two, three / Peter, Paul & Mary," the listener heard "One, two, three / Peter Potamus me."

Dude: Bro, what happened last night?

Bro: Dude, I can't believe you don't remember! You and I righteously peter potamused that chick from the party.

Dude: Awesome, bro! Did we make it through, or break up laughing again?

peter potamus by PeterP123 April 11, 2010

Assed Potatoes 

Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.

Billy buttered up his butthole in anticipation of Tyrone coming over to make some assed potatoes.

Assed Potatoes by Mr_BBC June 2, 2014

autistic.potato.v1 

A super hot aussie with a devils smile. Likes to flex on others and is liked by lots of big tit grills. He likes to meme about various things such as vegetables and tomates

Did you see that super hot aussie over there?
Woah he just flexed on me with his golden potato!!
He just did a meme about a meme!! I'm bamboozled!!
Was that handsome devil over there autistic.potato.v1 ???

autistic.potato.v1 by By Stewie#8321 August 21, 2018

Potato Quality

When some one says "Dude was this recorded with a potato?" they mean that the quality of the film is shitty.

People often use this term in gaming as-well.

Dude! was this fucking youtube video recorded and rendered with sony potato 14?
Stop having potato quality equipment!

Jesus Christ Dan! Get a better PC You noob! I'll rek You 1V1 IRL M8

Stop playing with your potato pc to get a advantage with war thunders fucked up graphics settings man!

Potato Quality by OrgasmicLarry March 29, 2015

Potato Salad 

a salad made with potatoes. PRETTY TASTY!

Potatoes with a salad, who woulda thought of that??

Guy 1: Hey man i made potato salad!
Guy 2: SICK BRO!

Potato Salad by 1 Cool Guy February 26, 2020

potacho 

Nature's most exquisitely crafted camping food. The marriage of a baked potato and nachos, heated to perfection over a campfire. The potacho originated in Big Sur State Park in California, USA and the best potachos reportedly still come from there. The food was bourne out of necessity amongst a group of campers, hungry yet inebriated, that had limited cooking capacity, patience and would not have otherwise survived the harsh night.

Possible potacho variations include:
Mexican potachos - Baked potato, nachos, jalapenos, avocado
Danish potachos - Baked potato, nachos, Danish Icy Hot alcohol drizzled on top
Highlander potachos - Baked potato, nachos, haggis
Indian potachos - Baked potato, nachos, curry lathered generously on top
Ukrainian potachos - Baked potato, nachos, beets, cabbage
Vietnamese potachos - Baked potato, nachos, spring rolls on top
Hazy summer potachos - Baked potato, nachos, vodka-soaked watermelon pieces on top

The potacho is relatively young as a campfood, but its potential is unrivaled. Watch out s'mores!

Make sure you bring the makings for potachos this weekend.

potacho by Nomad Ninja October 31, 2006

Diddly-dee Potatoes

The way an Irishman speaks

"This is haw a Scotsman speaks. "Helleo, Haw are ya? Great pleasure te be heere."

This is haw en Aerishman speaks. "Diddly-dee potatoes"" --Danny Bhoy

Diddly-dee Potatoes by Definemethis August 29, 2012