stomach omelette

A spew, usually with a high volume of carrots and corn.

After consuming a number of Vodka Cruisers, Kelly left the discotech and poured a big stomach omelette onto the foot path.

by sd;lfkjsd;lfkj August 16, 2017

Dirty Omelette

When you take a shit them flatten it out and fold it like an omelette and beat off with it.

Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!

Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.

by Making it clap January 4, 2018

fluffy omelet

A fluffy omelet is when you cum in the girls bush and eat it afterwards

Hey John did you fuck that girl last night.

Yeah bro, I gave her a fluffy omelet.

Bro thats fucking disgusting.

by Cunt Cunterson March 28, 2018

Undercover Omelette

The stale leftovers after a gangbang at a furries party.

The stained seat on the bus had what appeared to be an undercover omelette

Jane was quite excited for this weekend's furries party, where she was known as the queen of the undercover omelette

by the wreckingball May 15, 2018

Proct-omologist

A rather obscure medical profession that specializes in the treatment of analretinosis.

These medical professional perform both optol-rectomies and Craini-ass- tomies.

Rodney: is that fuckhead Joe gonna go see a proct-omologist, or just keep spewing his
spoiled brat punk rock bullshit.
Ricky: I hope so bro, he really has a real bod case of analretinosis, but he ain’t gotta job, so I guess his mom has to pay for it.

by Commonsense mofo June 12, 2018

Toronto Omlet

Cereal that has the milk poured first, then the cereal.

"What's with this bowl of milk."
"Oh, It's my Toronto Omlet. I'm not done making it yet."

by Shart Truce June 22, 2019

Jack Omodei

flog, cunt, fag, pussy. Jack Omodei is a phrase used to describe any and all of these things it can be used interchangeably. Also can be used to describe a woman chaser and a keen runner. Large house with nice car. Loved but secretly hated by all his "friends". Very attractive mother and father.(would moin) World knowledge very limited almost stupid but still somewhat intelligent.

"Oh look there's a jack Omodei"
"Is he chasing down Niamh Jury"

by conzy paz August 7, 2019