nob slobbin

Dick eat. To cosign with a person in order to make another person whom is subject to insult feel worse.

Man 1: (To Man 2) You have no swag.
Man 2: (To Man 1) Your wearing a Wal-Mart T-shirt!
Man 3: (To Man 1) Haha he said you're wearing Faded Glory.
Man 1: (To Man 3) Why you nob slobbin?

by iFuckWitRealRidahs October 28, 2013

Nob Popper

A device that it used commonly in the workshop and is usually named as a 'tap' and is used to engrave spiral patterns around a piece of thin metal BUT in this circumstance is used to place over the bellend and to rotate as far around as possible, preferably a 360 degree turn so that the nob/bellend flies off at many miles per hour.

For example, I grabbed the nob popper as I had a serious itch on my nob and decided to twist it until my dick uncontrollably bled and my nob flew into the teachers mouth while explaining how to progress with the next step in making a balance toy.

by Bangers N Mash 69 July 6, 2019

slob tha nob

Sucking dick or a girl giving oral sex to a boy

She slob tha nob yesterday

by Justqueenin December 20, 2013

Nob cheese

All people that play fortnite have insane amount of sigma build up under there penis

Mum I think I have nob cheese

Mum: your adopted

by Bigbarry223 May 7, 2022

Cold nob

When you are slowly edging towards the edge of your toilet seat and your nob gently touches the cold seat and you feel a little naughty

I nutted so hard after that cold nob

by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

nob

pronounced like "door nob" used as an insult. means "stupid", "slow", "retarded", "mentally challenged" ect.

"whats the answer to question 3A"
"i dont know just figure it out you nob"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

slobbed nob

When the tip of the Penis is slobbered on or salvaged on

Omg Sarah gave me a slobbed nob last night man, it was good

by Fuck me in the asshole April 9, 2016