Junior's Law

Any conversation, if long enough, will eventually have a sexual reference.

Guy 1: "Did you see that catch? How he held onto that ball was crazy!"

Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."

Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."

Guy 2: "Suck a dick."

by Lilbigwill08 October 18, 2016

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Junior Behavior

Aberrant behavior displayed by criminal athletes, many of whom are juniors or have produced a junior.

He displayed some true junior behavior when he did all that cocaine.

by Doodleoogle May 22, 2018

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Jumir

He eats booty like groceries, however he is the classiest man you will ever come across. Although his breath is often stanky, he manages to clean up on special occasions. He WILL treat a woman right someday

Wow that guy stiiinks but his name is Jumir so I want to be him

by LooseCurls July 12, 2018

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juniorbater

A guy who strokes himself without coming.

That juniorbater can’t even get himself off

by J-niner October 2, 2019

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Junior Clinic

ETSBOA, also known as Junior Clinic, is basically advanced band. You have to audition to get in. Part of the requirements for auditioning is that you must know your C,F, Ab, Bb, and Eb scales

I didn't make it in Junior Clinic this year, but I will try harder next year!

by Avi200 November 27, 2019

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