matt de jong

Punting god who loves the greys and a cold beer. This bloke is so sexy, girls need a flash flooding warning before seeing him

Holy fuck, hes matt de jong ed my missus
Yea i dont think any amount of sun is drying those panties champ

by Mc.1506 February 24, 2021

Jingo

A non-specific racial slur based on the phonetic implications of the recent (as of 10/15/13) product of the same name released by Pepperidge Farms. Not specific to any race, simply used because it sounds derogatory. Also occasionally refers to someone who is/is acting racist.

"Dude, you're such a Jingo"

"Shut up, you Jingo!"
"Dude, that was such a Jingo thing to say."

by Daniel Hull Kolaric October 15, 2013

Jong

a really old guy

Jong- you know, that guy who is older than dirt

by osmethne January 11, 2004

jong

that which pertains to the male phallus and or is phallic in physical appearance

crank my jong ho...
man she was trying to get at my jong but im MOB so i said no

by Coombs-by_ahhhhhhh January 27, 2007

Jango-Flube

To consume a tube of toothpaste and then to urinate it out again, not having changed in substance or flavour.

I just jango-flubed your nan sucka!!!

by Alexbobingyfingyficationism April 19, 2008

Kim Jong-Un

Kim Jong-Un is the glorious leader of the DPRK! His grandfather, Kim Il-Sung, helped defeat the capitalistic South Chosons in the Glorious Fatherland Liberation War 70 years ago! He is a great leader, and without him we would be nothing.

Reporter: 김정은에 대해 어떻게 생각하세요?

Reportee: 우리의 영광스러운 지도자는 우리가 안전한 이유입니다! 조선민주주의인민공화국 만세!

(A picture of Kim Jong-Un with Donald Trump is below.)
(You might need to translate to English to understand.)

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

jondom

a hat for your penis used mainly on one night stands so that you can shag the fuck out of some random bird without becoming a daddy,.

hey ive got a "j card" , whats that 4, getting jondoms you dirty fuckguff.

by kieren dunn August 12, 2005